Not Jenny Tonge

I don’t know the original source of this ‘report’. It was sent to a reader of normblog under the logo of a well-known unbiased British media organization, and accompanied by a picture of Hamas operatives in full battle regalia.

A Palestinian suicide bomber is at the centre of a massive storm after saying that she ‘might consider becoming a Liberal Democrat if she lived in Richmond Upon Thames’.

The suicide bomber has insisted she does not condone woolly Lib Dem thinking, or the party’s inability to present a credible alternative to New Labour, but she understands how disillusion with two-party politics could drive people to such apathy.

A spokesman for Hamas said, “Her recent remarks about Liberal Democrats are completely unacceptable.”

He continued: “They are not compatible with Hamas thinking and principles, and she can no longer remain on our frontline team. She will be undertaking a duty for us tonight, but that, I’m afraid, will be her last.”

I do not actually reproduce the item or link to where it may be found, to avoid possible… er, complications. However, I think I may encourage you to imagine it what it would look like.

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